IN-HOUSE BUSINESS CENTRE, TRIP PLANNING & MEDICAL FACILITIES
understand and acknowledge your needs and requirement to
keep on top of your multi-million dollar empire, hence,
to help facilitate, we provide a complete host of technogically
advance, cutting edge, state of the art office support equipment
. Our Business & Trip Planning Center is equipped with
the following facilities:
Telecommunication Communication System.
POLITE COT Telecommunication System is an apparatus that allows
two parties to effectively communicate vocally in real time. Our
Coin Operated Telephone
accepts 10, 20 & 50 cents coin and it comes in a funky shade
of Orange. It's polite because after ending a call it says 'Thank
magazines, hastily jotted down email addys and telephone numbers
are a thing of the past. Never fear losing the all important
piece of given information with our simple yet effective Stapler.
Staple the runaway, all important stock tips, telephone numbers
and emails from your sworn blood brothers or sisters after a
night of drunken revelry to your forehead or sleeves to better
remind you of the strange faces you swear to keep in touch with
the night before.
truly advance and logical FILING system infinitely more stable
than MS Windows' own latest NTFS File System. It strategically
and consistently perforate two holes of equal diameter and distance
to enable you to insert your documents into compatible RING type
FILES. Ergonomically designed, paper droppings are contained in
a compartment located on the underside for multi-tasking as confetti
machine and such likes.
Edge - Cutting Edge
instrument ranked together with the likes of the wheel and sliced
bread. Our Cutting Edge utilizes a series of intentionally break
apart sections on the sharply honed edge to maintain the, well,
cutting edge. Most useful for the occasional parcel cocooned in
sticky tape to thoughtfully protect against the accidental rip
or tear while in the mail, so much so that it gives rise to the
idea that it shouldn't have needed a box in the first place, just
layers upon layers of sticky tape.
by Connoisseurs of Adventuring the world over. Knowing that the
true adventurers amongst us will, more often than not, brush the
sleeves of fate with instances fraught with peril and life threatening
moments, from trekking through the treacherous terrains of Timbuktu
to navigating the backwaters of Rochor Canal, from the elusive
search of the Electronic Mecca into the shark infested depth of
Sim Lim Square, or the drenching stupor of Thailand's Full Moon
Parties, the traveller's trusted companion will weather through
by your side through thick and thin, to guide and direct you to
the nearest Mcdonalds' or starbucks'. In our effort to curtail
the untimely death of our trusted companions, we offer the use
of our fully comprehensive, but free, guidebook repair kit.
News From Our In-House News Services
are not here to disprove the fact that the world doesn't revolve
around you, but to keep you informed of the latest issues and
happenings and also to keep you abreast of errant dictators and
inconsiderate, insecure tyrants who tries to thwart your travel
plans with war-mongering and atrocities. We have BBC, CNN, The
Straits Times, Channel News Asia,
at your finger tips. The access to this wealth of information
can be found in our web browser's "Favorites" folder.
Regional Reference Library
have implemented an electronic reference system employing the
use of a worldwide information network. Hand assembled electronic
components allowing virtual travel within your travels. You will
be able to search from an infinite database on subjects and topics
that are of interest to you using programmes called 'Search Engines'.
This system of electronic searches and referencing is also known
as "The Internet".
well equip to handle most medical emergencies, that is, if they
can be taken care of with Asprin or Tylenol. For life and death
medical situations where more than Asprins are required, our up
to date Y.P.T.D. comes into play. You will be able to get possibly
the best in all branches of medical treatment from there. We are
vigiliantly (annually) armed with the latest edition of the Yellow
Pages Telephone Directory.